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Cock and Ball Torture Phone Sex
19 Nov 2008 at 7:33am

Cock and ball torture phone sex can range from mild to extreme and depending on your experience and how vicious I am feeling that day. Yes, I could give a flying fuck about how many days you sting. Cock and ball torture phone sex is not about being nice, it is about being BRUTAL and pushing your limits.

I have gone to the trouble of placing a cbt list on the site — your ass should take the time to go read it — THE LIST

Be sure to bring a lot of supplies, variety will make it a more comprehensive experience.

Mistress Marissa
1-888-662-6482

Sissy Assignments are not something I take lightly and neither should you. They are a REAL ASSIGNMENT with a REAL DUE DATE. Now sometimes I get a “fantasy faggot” who thinks they are all that and I test them with an easy assignment — easy for me and easy for them because to be honest, I really do not expect them to fulfill it.

Sometimes they surprise me like wonder faggot D who I never expected to hear from again and who took his cocksucking assignment and shopping assignment so seriously that he did them more than once. Well the cocksucking one he did over and over — cock-craving faggot. The reality is that when I first spoke to him, he had talked about YEARS of not turning fantasy into reality and how “girlfriends” were dominating him — whatever. So his assignment was more of a challenge than a true assignment.

But I do not take dishing out an assignment to you as something that I take lightly. If you have an assignment, I EXPECT a report back in a timely fashion on how you performed it and how it made you feel. It is how YOU REACTED TO IT that is the true assignment. Now, for some reality….

- when I issue a shopping assignment I always add — “and you will buy something”. The shop keeper is not there for your simple faggot amusement nor mine so you will be a good faggot and buy an item. It ensures that you will be able to go back and do it again if needed.

- there is NO NEED IN THE FUCKING UNIVERSE for me to speak to or be on the phone with a shop keeper. I do not need to dominate some shopgirl. This is about YOUR FEELINGS, YOUR SISSINESS and perhaps even, YOUR HUMILIATION — not hers. So mistresses who tell you that they must speak to ‘the girl at VS’ are full of shit normally and for some reason are not confident in their dominating abilities to send your stupid faggot ass to do an assignment without either micromanaging it or topping some unknown victim — either way, it is stupid. A shopping assignment is about ONE THING AND ONLY ONE THING EVER — YOUR RESPONSE. Whether you feel embarassed, excited, stupid, nervous — whatever — it is your response that is the intended target of the assignment. Keep that in mind at all times my little sissy whores.

Mistress Marissa
1-888-662-6482

Well there is nothing like STATING THE OBVIOUS but if you want to be told that you are pathetic and your dick is not even as long as your fingers then DUH — go ahead and call cause I have no problem speaking the truth and taking money from a dumb ass who somehow thinks that will make his pathetic lot in life any better.

Here is the SIMPLE TRUTH — got a small dick? Then you better work on having a HUGE ASS WAD OF CASH cause no chick is going to hang around you for a dicklette dude.

Mistress Marissa
1-888-662-6482

Now a lot of little subbies whine and bitch about financial domination. And seriously, if it is NOT your fetish, then why worry about it. If it is your fetish, quit your bitching, you know you want it so why are you whining.



Financial domination is one of the most extreme forms of domination because it envelops more that just a session. You become enslaved and enjoy the feeling you get from forking over your hard earned cash.

The psychology of it ? oh who cares. While I enjoy a good cerebral investigation of a sub?s motivations when we are in session, I see no point in elaborating on a blog.

So leave it at this ? if you are a financial slave, then get your ass to my spoil page and spend. Tributes should be ON TIME and GENEROUS.

Mistress Marissa
1-888-662-6482

Well Mistress was away for a few days but right before I left, I had a couple of subs check in. First, Lucy, who is due to tribute and will not be spoken of again until then - HA

Next to Tasha. She relayed her slutty little story of her latest assignment and well, Tasha is a perfect slut — not a whore because well, Tasha will give it away — no need to fork over a dime — lol

So then it was time for something that I have not done with Tasha for a while. It was time for some CBT. Tasha remembered why I like a condom when I perform CBT– hah — and it has NOTHING to do with anyone having an orgasm.

It was the perfect way to end the week!!

Mistress Marissa
1-888-662-6482

For those WORTHY - don’t even think about asking for this unless you have served me consistently for a while — and even then you need to ask in your most submissive voice ON YOUR KNEES….. but for those worthy, my members only area has been updated with new recordings, a whole newly updated photo gallery (see the sample here and drool worms)

Mistress Marissa
1-888-662-6482

Well I had a nice little chat with Tasha the other day as she was on her way to visit a very brutal male pro dom. And it struck me because Tasha, along with a couple of my other subs such as A and a couple of others actually GET the concept of domination. Since so many other DON’T get it — here it is.

“what kind of sub are you”
The most ANNOYING answer to this question is “a good one” or “a kinky one”. Both of those to me say “very stupid one!”

The most eye-opening experience for a sub is to visit a live domme. So while I enjoy dominating, abusing and educating my subs, it is a more profound process if you have pro domme experience to relive.

So my sub Tasha goes off to visit a pro domme and I hope he is the most THOROUGH domme EVER!

Now on to CBT. I had a very short call with C today for some CBT. I am not a fan of the UBER SHORT call. But he did perform well for such a short amount of time. I most enjoyed introducing him to the wonders of icy hot and all the ways that I know how to make it the most abusive lube ever.

Now to close, a bit on sissy Lucy. Lucy is a sub of mine who is in training, much like A and Tasha, but she finally finished her shoe shopping assignment and well, it was a very judgemental older lady who sold her the shoes — I hope it was extremely embarassing!

Mistress Marissa
1-888-662-6482